suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. — Yogi Berra (via tattoolit)
You know you are on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back. — Unknown  (via ablogwithaview)

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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.

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theladyasha:

 ”Well the baby started calling for its.. for mom. And then - because that’s - it’s not like that was written; the baby wasn’t doing its lines, it actually started calling for its mother. And then we all just looked at each other, at the monitor, and like ‘oh my god’ … “

-Rian Johnson (director 5x14 Ozymandias), Breaking Bad Insider Podcast 

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"we’re five year-olds. we eat nerds all day long. and cap’n crunch and cinnamon toast crunch and cocoa puffs.” — aubrey plaza, bon appetit magazine

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rubyscoobydont:

one of my favorite things about watching sunny is catching the cast either breaking or trying to hide their laughter so here’s a two minute compilation of it happening

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